Friendship is a precious gift that can't be bought or sold. It's value is greater than mountains made of gold. If you shall ask God for a gift be thankful if he sends not diamonds pearls or riches but the love and trust of friends. It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Sex is much better with a woman, but then one can't live with a woman.

Habit: Often mistaken for love.

I, personally, liked the legend.

For women, beauty is more important than the mind, because the man is easier to watch than to think.

H is for Hardware store: I'd rather go to the hardware store than the opera. And I like the opera.

In Europe, it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman - we make love with anyone we find attractive.