Sex is much better with a woman, but then one can't live with a woman.

Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.

It is my private life which no one knows anything about, nor ever will. It needs more than half my time if it is to be a success.

On Teasing : Teach your teen-age daughters not to tease boys into physical desire. You might save their lives.

I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect than the potatoes.

Words can bruise and break hearts, and minds as well. There are no black and blue marks, no broken bones to put in plaster casts, and therefore no prison bars for the offender.

In Europe, it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman - we make love with anyone we find attractive.