Where have all the flowers gone

It is my private life which no one knows anything about, nor ever will. It needs more than half my time if it is to be a success.

The British have an umbilical cord which has never been cut and through which tea flows constantly. It is curious to watch them in times of sudden horror, tragedy or disaster. The pulse stops apparently, and nothing can be done, and not one move made, until a “nice cup of tea” is quickly made. There is no question that it brings solace and does steady the mind. What a pity all countries are not.

On Teasing : Teach your teen-age daughters not to tease boys into physical desire. You might save their lives.

He [Ernest Hemingway] is gentle, as all real men are gentle; without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.

Sex is much better with a woman, but then one can't live with a woman.

Most people who make movies are in real life a bitter disappointment. I, on the other hand, am so much better in real life.