[On Las Vegas:] I love that town. No clocks. No locks. No restrictions.

...it gives you the impression that every day is Sunday.

H is for Hardware store: I'd rather go to the hardware store than the opera. And I like the opera.

I do not think that we have a “right” to happiness. If happiness happens, say thanks.

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.

Lover's words: “How beautiful you are, now that you love me.”

The British have an umbilical cord which has never been cut and through which tea flows constantly. It is curious to watch them in times of sudden horror, tragedy or disaster. The pulse stops apparently, and nothing can be done, and not one move made, until a “nice cup of tea” is quickly made. There is no question that it brings solace and does steady the mind. What a pity all countries are not.