Electricity does not centralize, but decentralizes.

A light bulb creates an environment by its mere presence.

We don't know who discovered water, but we know it wasn't the fish.

People hope that if they scream loudly enough about "values" then others will mistake them for serious, sensitive souls who have higher and nobler perceptions than ordinary people. Otherwise, why would they be screaming? Moral bitterness is a basic technique for endowing the idiot with dignity.

Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands.

The real news is bad news.

Technology is that which separates us from our environment.