Love your mother, she bore you. Love your father, he works for you.

I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated.

I am not a star. At least, I don't consider myself a star.

Great artists suffer for the people.

Don't play with something you should cherish for life.

Music, not sex, got me aroused.

Jesus left a long time ago, said he would return. He left us a book to believe in, in it we've got an awful lot to learn.