Replace the words "have to" with "get to" and watch how the cold rain on your life changes to sunshine.

TV happens. And once it's happened, it's gone. When it's gone, you move on, no tears, no tantrums, no videotape

The movies we love and admire are to some extent a function of who we are when we see them.

Thanksgiving without tension is like a Thanksgiving without turkey. It can be done, but it is not the norm.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Don't waste time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.

The soul-sucking activity of TV-watching feels better when it is done with other souls.