You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull.

Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.

Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling under his breath and it was...oh, it was really something.

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.

Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink.

I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.