Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?

They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.

Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding. "How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago." "Uh...Betsy..." "Don't say it." You know how you don't know how stupid something is until you hear yourself say it? That happened to me a lot.

She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.

I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore.

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.

I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.