Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?

I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.

Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.

I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.

The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, it drove you nuts. Not "I'm having a bad day and feel bitchy" nuts or PMS nuts. "I think I'll commit felony assault on my friends and rape my boyfriend" nuts.