Confess to the misdeeds you cannot hide.
An old man drinks tea and reads the newspaper--forgetting age for a moment.
Sexual attraction makes the strangest bedfellows of all.
A beautiful woman peers out her window, as full of envy as the harridan who peers up at her from the street.
Expenditure now attracts fame as conquest once did.
Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness.