Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.

There are different rules for reading, for thinking, and for talking. Writing blends all three of them.

Good advice is never as helpful as an interest-free loan.

I would like to be a figment of my own imagination, but belly and bowels will not permit.

A yawn is more disconcerting than a contradiction.

When sages commend excess, Desire is sick.

Mortality: not acquittal but a series of postponements is what we hope for.