Don't stare into a mirror when you are trying to solve a problem.
I am kept in bondage by the moles of my beloved.
My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty.
Our punning minds rejoin what logic has separated.
The ironies in the commonplace are my inspiration and delight.
I obey my own commands about as often as others do.