First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

I think 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming that 'The Simpsons' is taking jokes from 'Family Guy.' And I can tell you, that ain't the case.

The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat.

One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself.