Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.
Being a good embalmer is a thankless job.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.