A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.

When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!