Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day.

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

'The Simpsons' obviously is a huge success, and Fox has nothing to do with its success, with its creative success, and as a result they don't really like the show. They don't like 'The Simpsons' at Fox.

I think 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming that 'The Simpsons' is taking jokes from 'Family Guy.' And I can tell you, that ain't the case.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson