Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ Cargill
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Back in high school, I wrote a novel about a character named Bart Simpson. I thought it was a very unusual name for a kid at the time. I had this idea of an angry father yelling "Bart," and Bart sounds kind of like bark - like a barking dog.