Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns

I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

I loved literary science fiction. In fact, as a kid, when I was reading science fiction, I thought 'I can't wait for the future when the special effects are good' to represent what was in these books by Arthur C. Clarke, Alfred Bester, Philip K. Dick, J.G. Ballard, Jack Vance.

I like all of the early relationship strips that were collected in 'Love Is Hell,' where I pretended to be an expert in relationships and did comics like 'The Nine Types of Boyfriends,' 'Sixteen Ways to End a Relationship,' 'Twenty-Four Things Not to Say in Bed,' and other arbitrarily numbered lists.

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.