Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns

I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows?

Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon." Lisa Simpson

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.