Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns

I always thought that television was the way to go in my goal to invade pop culture because it got to towns in which there were no bookstores. That's how I used to think of it: How do I reach kids who not only don't read but probably have no access to much in the way of books?

If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.

Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into utter nothingness for all eternity.

I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.

Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon." Lisa Simpson

I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day.