Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into utter nothingness for all eternity.

We did 'The Simpsons Movie,' which took almost four years; it was the same people that do the TV show, and it just killed us. So that's why there hasn't been a second movie. But I imagine if the show ever does go off the air, they'll start doing movies.

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.

I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium. They're printing the comics so small that most strips are just talking heads, and if you look back at the glory days of comic strips, you can see that they were showcases for some of the best pop art ever to come out.

I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees