I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about everything. It is fascinating to me, the critiques about humor by people who have no sense of humor.

Welcome to Suckersville, man.

I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy all the time.

When The Simpsons came around, there really was nothing else like it on TV. It's hard to imagine, but when Fox first took the plunge with it, it was considered controversial to put animation on prime time.

You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it.