It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it.

I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.

In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly.

I grew up in Boston, so it's a nice change to be cold after living in California.

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

Having kids has been great for me. I have two beautiful step- kids, as well as my own new daughter. They've really helped me to keep my feet firmly on the ground, and life is good. I feel like I'm the luckiest guy here.

A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.