It's important to hold something back, though, because quite frankly my personal life is pretty dull and I don't want to bore people with it.

Comedians don't have a monopoly on suffering. But creative people are sometimes fortunate enough to be able to incorporate their most traumatic experiences into their art.

If I ever play Hamlet, it'll be in a dress!

I don't expect to be thin, but I'd like to feel a bit healthier.

I'm a very recent convert to the gay scene. I went to a party a couple of years ago and met a very nice man who took me under his wing and started taking me out to clubs. It was a revelation.

If the worst that happens is that I wake up and see a picture of myself and a headline saying, 'He wasn't very funny last night', then I've got nothing to complain about.

It's very likely that graduates, current employees and retirees have some wonderful pieces of Deer Park history in their closets or garages.