The most useful form of time travel would be to go back a year or two and rectify the mistakes we made.

It's very likely that graduates, current employees and retirees have some wonderful pieces of Deer Park history in their closets or garages.

It was very pleasurable and easy and it was nice to work with friends... people I already knew, people I didn't know but I now count as friends. There is a lot of hard work that goes into the movie but I can't claim to have been any part of that.

I'm just glad that on a budget like this I don't have to make any of those hard decisions because I feel it must be a real job to direct this, as there's so much going on.

What fun is life without a bit of showing off?

When I left school I was full of angst, like any teenager, and I channeled it all into comedy.

I'm a very recent convert to the gay scene. I went to a party a couple of years ago and met a very nice man who took me under his wing and started taking me out to clubs. It was a revelation.