How many fluids should you take in daily? That is an unanswerable question with all of the variables that affect our fluid needs at any given time. If you meet anyone who can answer that question for you, run away quickly.

With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

So a lot of our shows where even we think we've taken a very deliberate stand, liberals say, 'That's awesome, you took on the conservatives' same show and conservatives say 'That's awesome, you took on liberals.'

I would vote for a Mormon.

When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back.

I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals.