The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.

I have a well-documented history of trouble with intimacy.

When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation.

I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby!