If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50.
Matthew PerryI certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby!
Matthew PerryNine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.
Matthew PerryI have insanely dorky taste. Basically, if you're a woman, and you're under any kind of emotional duress, and you sing a song, I will listen to it forever. It's odd being a 37-year-old heterosexual male who owns nothing but Sarah McLachlan and Tori Amos. But I'll go against that at first and play something boring like James Taylor.
Matthew Perry