The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.

I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.

I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.

I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby!

When I die, I'd like 'Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'

I have a well-documented history of trouble with intimacy.

I became a big Kings fan, and then later on my hometown of Ottawa got a team, so then I was very, very torn. I just love both of those teams very much.