I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby!
Matthew PerryChandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.
Matthew PerryI was a guy who wanted to become famous. There was steam coming out of my ears, I wanted to be famous so badly. You want the attention, you want the bucks, and you want the best seat in the restaurant. I didn't think what the repercussions would be.
Matthew PerryI've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.
Matthew Perry