I'm just glad that the whole John Wayne persona of a man is sort of old school now, because I'd never be able to do that. If that was the going rate today, I wouldn't be working.

My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.

I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.

When I die, I'd like 'Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'

I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.

When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that one, too.

I think if you look back at all those great comedies on television in the past, it's all lovable losers that gathered together - 'Taxi' and 'Cheers,' 'Seinfeld' and 'Friends.'