Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.'

I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on 'Friends' or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show.

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey.

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!