I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.

I gravitate towards sort of broken characters who try to be better people.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.

I learned a valuable lesson doing 'Mr. Sunshine,' which is that I didn't want to be in charge because it's too much. Being in charge and acting in every scene was just too difficult. It's like eating dinner in a moving golf cart every night.

The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything.

Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour they think that something's wrong. Then I explain that I don't have comedy writers scripting everything I'm saying at this particular dinner.