Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.

I'm just glad that the whole John Wayne persona of a man is sort of old school now, because I'd never be able to do that. If that was the going rate today, I wouldn't be working.

I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

If I hadn't had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it.

The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything.

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.