I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on 'Friends' or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show.

I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

I went to a high school that didn't have many people in it. There were, like, 60 people in my senior class. There was a group of cool kids and a group of really dorky kids, and I was probably the coolest of the really dorky kids.

I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on it, I'd probably freak and stab it to death with an icicle.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.