I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web.

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour they think that something's wrong. Then I explain that I don't have comedy writers scripting everything I'm saying at this particular dinner.

I've been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up.

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.