So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?
If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.
I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.
I don't need to be reminded that I was on 'Friends.' I remember - some of it, anyway.
In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!
The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I can't stop drinking. I can't stop drinking. Can you help me?' I can say, 'Yes, I can help you.'