I don't know when they first had feeds. Like maybe, fifty or a hundred years ago. Before that, they had to use their hands and their eyes. Computers were all outside the body. They carried them around outside of them, in their hands, like if you carried your lungs in a briefcase and opened it to breathe.

You made her apologize for sickness. For her courage. You made her feel sorry for dying.

My idea of life, it's what happens when they're rolling the credits.

I completely love music. I used to be the music critic at 'The Improper Bostonian.' It's just something I've always loved very deeply.

I can't tell you how irritating it is to be an atheist in a haunted house.

Teens are not like the weird, dumb dwarves you have around your house. They are actually you when you were younger.

People talk about the beauty of the spring, but I can't see it. The trees are brown and bare, slimy with rain. Some are crawling with new purple hairs. And the buds are bulging like tumorous acne, and I can tell that something wet, and soft, and cold, and misshapen is about to be born. And I am turning into a vampire.