You need the noise of your friends in space.

Teens are not like the weird, dumb dwarves you have around your house. They are actually you when you were younger.

Keep thinking. You can hear our brains rattling around inside us, like the littler Russian dolls.

At long last, you may no longer distinguish what binds you from what is you.

We went to the moon to have fun, but the moon turned out to completely suck.

Older teens tend to write to me and say, 'Thank you for not writing down to teenagers.'

Image of a girl holding a blaster to a twin’s temple. “Remember, bi***. You can’t spell ‘danger’ without DNA.” Blam.