Military guys are rarely as smart as they think they are, and they've never gotten over the fact that civilians run the military.

If you're famous enough, the rules don't apply.

I think the evangelicals think they're in a holy war now.

I think even the Hollywood money people are saying they've got to get the party back from the Clinton wing. They can't, you know, keep nominating these Northeast liberals. They have to look for people who can win.

Women are affected by lunar tides only once a month; men have raging hormones every day.

Celebrity is the religion of our time.

I think Hillary Clinton's a very clever politician but she would be too easy to stereotype the way John Kerry was.