Are women necessary? Not with Ava around

The insane have achieved political respectability while the sane act too good for it all. The irrational celebrate while the rational act bored and above-it-all.

Journalism, spooked by rumors of its own obsolescence, has stopped believing in itself. Groans of doom alternate with panicked happy talk.

Celebrity is the religion of our time.

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

For two centuries, the South has feared a takeover by blacks or the feds. In Obama, they have both.

I don't understand men. I don't even understand what I don't understand about men.