I don't understand men. I don't even understand what I don't understand about men.
It takes a lot of adrenaline and fear to make me actually write.
Are women necessary? Not with Ava around
Perpetual optimism is annoying. It is a sign that you are not paying attention.
When I need to work up my nerve to write a tough column, I try to think of myself as Emma Peel in a black leather catsuit.
Women are affected by lunar tides only once a month; men have raging hormones every day.