I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear.

There is nothing about a bad situation that fourteen hyper cheerleaders can't worsen.

It was clearly one of those mornings when I was particularly American.

My rule is: the second you find yourself doing something you hate, quit doing it.

I have no phobias. Phobias are irrational. My fears are rational and CAREFULLY CULTIVATED, like roses.

I'm done. I'm going to go to bed and read important books about theater." "It would would be easier if you just said porn," Scarlett said. "No idea what you're talking about. But knock first if you need me.

No one hid their interest when I walked into the room. I'm not sure if it was the news about Boo or my general appearance. At home, people would have asked. People would have been crawling all over me for information. At Wexford, they seemed to extract what they wanted to know by covert staring.