Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing!

She had always thought applying to college would be exciting. Living away from home, meeting so many new people, Learning new things, making a few poor life desicisons.

Did you hear?" he asked. "They found another body around nine this morning. It's the Ripper, definitely." "Good morning," I replied. "Morning. Listen to this. The second victim.

Quarrels are a natural part of relationships. Making up is always the best part.

There is nothing about a bad situation that fourteen hyper cheerleaders can't worsen.

Guilt isn't always a rational thing, Clio realized. Guilt is a weight that will crush you whether you deserve it or not.

I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.