There is nothing about a bad situation that fourteen hyper cheerleaders can't worsen.

She had always thought applying to college would be exciting. Living away from home, meeting so many new people, Learning new things, making a few poor life desicisons.

This is England," he explained. "Tell someone it's a procedure, and they'll believe you. The pointless procedure is one of our great natural resources.

One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra

Keep calm and carry on. Also, stay in and hide because the Ripper is coming.

We all know what we're doing. Whether we realize it or not.

It rang and it rand and it rang. I looked at the screen one last time, then at Stuart, and then I reached my arm back and threw the phone as hard as I could (sadly, not that far), and it vanished into the snow. The eight-year-olds, who were truly fascinated with our every move at this point, chased after it. 'Lost it,' I said. 'Whoops.