Something about this boat screamed, "I am a very popular model in the world's oil-bearing regions. I cost more than your soul!

Did I just kill someone?" "You can't kill a dead person," Callum said. "Makes no sense.

She introduced herself to my parents with one of her mighty, bunny-crushing handshakes. (I'd never seen Claudia crush a bunny, to be fair, but that's the approximate level of pressure.)

Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison. "It's both sad and incredibly impressive that you were all ready with that one.

We all know what we're doing. Whether we realize it or not.

When I worked in theater, I was always writing things on Post-it Notes and sticking them on screens or desks. Twitter has given me a way of continuing to post those notes, only a lot of other people see them, too.

I'm done. I'm going to go to bed and read important books about theater." "It would would be easier if you just said porn," Scarlett said. "No idea what you're talking about. But knock first if you need me.