I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.

This is England," he explained. "Tell someone it's a procedure, and they'll believe you. The pointless procedure is one of our great natural resources.

I ran like a thing that runs.

It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.

Did I just kill someone?" "You can't kill a dead person," Callum said. "Makes no sense.

Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison. "It's both sad and incredibly impressive that you were all ready with that one.

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.