I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.

She had always thought applying to college would be exciting. Living away from home, meeting so many new people, Learning new things, making a few poor life desicisons.

No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.

Dr. Everest, got up and gave us a little pep talk. Mostly it boiled down to the fact that it was autumn, and everyone was back, and while that was a great thing, people better not get cocky or misbehave or he'd personally kill us all. He didn't actually say those words, but that was the subtext.

Why Paris? Paris needs no reason. Paris is its own reason.

Keep calm and carry on. Also, stay in and hide because the Ripper is coming.

It makes you very cool," he said, taking big, jumping steps to get in front of me. "CNN would interview you, for sure. Daughter of Flobie! But don't worry. I'll keep them back!