I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.

Something about this boat screamed, "I am a very popular model in the world's oil-bearing regions. I cost more than your soul!

This is England," he explained. "Tell someone it's a procedure, and they'll believe you. The pointless procedure is one of our great natural resources.

My final word: don't follow your dreams . . . chase them. With a stick, or a shovel, or whatever you have handy. Get that [bleep]ing dream!

Quarrels are a natural part of relationships. Making up is always the best part.

There is no normal. I've never met a normal person. The concept is flawed. It implies that there is only one way people are supposed to be, and that can't possible be true. Human experience is far too varied.

I'm the last of the mad ones.