Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.

I knew it was beautiful, but knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things, and I didn't care.

Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with...It can be confusing and weird and awkward, but sometimes it just makes you melt and forget everything that is going on.

There is no normal. I've never met a normal person. The concept is flawed. It implies that there is only one way people are supposed to be, and that can't possible be true. Human experience is far too varied.

I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.

And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up. "She's a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate.

I like you because you were mad. And you're pretty. And pretty sane for a mad person.