Only the insane take themselves seriously.

The one real goal of education is to leave a person asking questions.

To mankind in general Macbeth and Lady Macbeth stand out as the supreme type of all that a host and hostess should not be.

Strange when you come to think of it, that of all countless folk who have lived on this planet, not one is known in history or in legend as having died of laughter.

The delicate balance between modesty and conceit is popularity.

As a teacher, as a propagandist, Mr. Shaw is no good at all, even in his own generation. But as a personality, he is immortal.

Every kind of writing is hypocritical.