I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears.

You can watch 'Dawn of the Dead' and still sleep at night. Try that with 'The Day After'.

The highest distinction is service to others.

After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats.

Looking for love on the internet is like Janet Leigh asking Norman Bates if he likes her body.

Most people don't believe something can happen until it already has. That's not stupidity or weakness, that's just human nature.