Lies are neither bad nor good. Like a fire they can either keep you warm or burn you to death, depending on how they're used.

Remember; no matter how desperate the situation seems, time spent thinking clearly is never time wasted.

The bottom line is I'm a slow zombie guy - I'm always a slow zombie guy but I also know I'm in the minority.

Most people don't believe something can happen until it already has. That's not stupidity or weakness, that's just human nature.

I wanted to serve. It was Desert Storm. I thought, 'I was a rich kid, and America's been good to me.

Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.

I wrote 'The Zombie Survival Guide' because I wanted to read it, and nobody else was writing it. All I've been doing with everything I've written is answering questions that I had.