Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. And a tail is an awkward thing to laugh with, as you can see by the way they bend themselves half double in extreme hilarity trying to get that rear-end exuberance forward into the main scene of action. What puts man on a higher stage of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.

Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

He [P.G.Wodehouse] is I believe, the only man living who speaks with equal fluency the American and English languages.

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together.

Laughter puts your brain, your central nervous system and your whole being into a state of free play.

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke

If one were loyal to one's nation only because it was good and true ... one would not be loyal to any nation but to truth and goodness. The idea of patriotism would have no place either in our dictionaries or our lives.