The real guarantee of freedom is an equilibrium of social forces in conflict, not the triumph of any one force.
Patriotism is one of the unalterable facts of man's nature. It is a virtue if you like it, and a vice if you don't like it.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together.
Robert Benchley has a style that is weak and lies down frequently to rest.
Laughter puts your brain, your central nervous system and your whole being into a state of free play.