Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita

To look at possibility is to be free.

The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the old buzzard won't be hanging around, underfoot, all weekend.

When you go to make a purchase, take a look at the product and ask yourself: 'am I being cheated?' If a product from a 'fast fashion' chain is falling apart before you've even bought it, it's not a deal. It's the fast-fashion company trying to get you to buy something that is quick on trend but slow on quality.