It must be that people who read go on more macrocosmic and microcosmic trips – biblical god trips, the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Ulysses, Finnegan’s Wake trips. Non-readers, what do they get? (They get the munchies.)

I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.

The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.

It must be that people who read go on more macrocosmic and microcosmic trips – biblical god trips, the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Ulysses, Finnegan’s Wake trips. Non-readers, what do they get? (They get the munchies.)

All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.

Imagination is the capacity to think of things as if they could be otherwise.

After a good night sleep, I wake up the next day, and I say, 'Come on, Tea Party, let’s get it on.'