It must be that people who read go on more macrocosmic and microcosmic trips – biblical god trips, the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Ulysses, Finnegan’s Wake trips. Non-readers, what do they get? (They get the munchies.)

All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.

The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.

I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.

It must be that people who read go on more macrocosmic and microcosmic trips – biblical god trips, the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Ulysses, Finnegan’s Wake trips. Non-readers, what do they get? (They get the munchies.)

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita

I’ll tell you the secret to good teaching: make possible an experience without predetermining what that experience will be.